ARREST FOLLOWING THEFT IN RUGELEY

#Arrest | Officers have today arrested a male whose shoplifting spree suggests he was either preparing for:

A) The world’s most uncomfortable apocalypse, or
B) The NHS’s weirdest starter pack.

Among the haul:
🧴 Nail fungal cream – and not just one. Not two. Honestly, enough to treat every toenail in a medium‑sized town.
💄 No7 products – because even criminals deserve a good skincare routine, apparently.
🚭 Nicorette – we fully support quitting smoking, but quitting theft comes first.
👁️ Eye drops – so many eye drops. 
😳 Thrush cream – look, we’re not asking questions, but the phrase “concerning quantity” springs to mind.

The male has been arrested, items recovered and his vehicle seized for being used in crime. We’d also like to thank Cannock Chase Council CCTV operators for their assistance in locating and tracking the male.

So, whilst crime doesn't pay, it does apparently moisturise, de‑itch, de‑fungus, and exfoliate.

One arrest. Zero fungal infections. A good day all round.

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